(Source: thechickinthemiddle, via shemakesmereal)
My personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween
(Source: macarena-of-time, via nare-bear)
— John Mayer (via cavum)
Dad: Why are your eyes so red, son?
Son: I smoked weed, dad
Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot